Kajira Korner

Greetings, Masters, Mistresses, and kajirae,

Happy Fourth of July! This girl welcomes you back to another month of kajira korner. As always this column seeks to be a bit humorous, funny, but also pleasing to the heart, body, mind, and soul of the Gorean way. A girl invites any with questions to please submit them to:      kajira_korner@hotmail.com     kajira_korner@hotmail.com

a girl wishes you well,

anony{Mous}

Food for thought:

She leaned forward, her eyes moist, beggingly. "I am already a slave," she whispered. "I do not "itch" for the touch of a master. Rather I scream and beg for it!

Vagabonds of Gor, page 14

Dear kajira korner,

This girl was out with a close friend that lives down the street last night. We had one to many to drink and one thing led to another. While a girl's friend was sucking lips with the handsome guy she met while doing the hokey pokey. This one accidently spilled cranberry juice on the new white sweater her Master gave her for Christmas. How will she ever explain this to him, can you please help?

wishing you well,
All spotted up

Greetings, All spotted up,

Well it looks like you may be having an identity crisis! First of all, are you a white silk or red silk slave? *hehe*

You simply need to tell your Master the truth about what happened and the events surrounding the accident. We all know that accidents happen and are never intended. A girl would suggest perhaps trying to remove the stain from the sweater as well. Please don't worry, because it will all work out in the end.

kk

Dear kajira korner,

Landscaping is a hard thing to comprehend if you’re a female. This afternoon lead foot got sick of looking at those nasty bushes out in front of Master’s house. So she rang him up on the telephone and begged his permission to pull them out. He agreed that they needed to go as well. Well a girl went into the garage and found a chain. One of this big lumber jack ones that weigh a ton and half. She attached one end to the truck she drives and the other end to what looked like a root. You really don't want to know what happened next, because she pressed her foot on the gas and hauled through the yard, yanking that root right out of the ground. Oh god, it wasn't a root, but a water pipe! Next thing this girl knew there was water gushing all over the place and a huge hole in the front of Master’s house. You could see all the way through to the other side. Can you please help this one, she has dug herself into a hole and does not know how to get out.

wishing you well,
Lead foot

Greetings, Lead foot,

Well you better get a construction crew out there quick, cause this girl would venture to guess that your Master will notice that big hole in house. A girl would suggest calling him at work and telling him exactly what you did. There might be an off chance that his homeowners insurance will cover it. In the meantime, you may as well go for a swim in your new underground pool in the front yard. *hehehe*

kk

Often times we hear about murder, rape, abuse, ect in the news. Recently the discovery of bodies in storage barrels and on the land of a man from the Internet has raised questions about safety throughout areas of Gor. This girl has put together some common sense safety tips for meeting someone offline. Its important to remember that your safety should always come first, no matter what anyone else says.

A girl would also like to stress that this list will allow a girl to retain her level of slavery while also using the intelligence of safety when meeting someone. Please remember that something on the list could mean the difference between life and death.

1. The most important thing that anyone could stress is that you feel comfortable and know the person extremely well before meeting them. If you have any doubts or nagging feelings in the back of your mind, its best not to meet the person in question, until these are resolved.

2. A criminal and background check is highly advisable. If you are planning to travel and stay for an extended period, this is a relatively inexpensive way to insure your safety. These can be done through the local sheriffs office or on the Internet through companies for a fair price.

3. Make sure to have some form of communication on you at all times. This is a very wise and very good idea if you are far from home. A cell phone is the best source of communication with someone. (Please make sure its small enough to fit into your pocket or purse though.) This will allow for anyone to ring you up at any time. A beeper or pager that allows people to ring you maybe of good use as well. A good idea if you do not have access to the above, is to keep enough change in your pocket just in case you have to make an emergency phone call. (In the United States this amount is 35 cents.)

4. Something to think really about is what you might wear. While we all want to look our best and dress up for that first meeting, it might also inhibit your being able to get away. This girl would suggest something comfortable and classy, but also something that contains deep pockets to hide your cell phone or even an aerosol bottle of mase or perfume in. This will give you a slight advantage if attacked. Also remember instead of wearing those 5 inch heels you love so well to dress down with a pair of flats. Because what if you have to run for your life?

5. When going to meet someone and if it is feasible, please take along a close friend. Even if you do not tell the person you’re meeting and have that friend sit a few tables away. This will allow you to have someone to watch over you just in case you may be in danger.

6. Always meet in a very public place, whether it be a coffee shop, restaurant, lobby, ect. Make sure you go before hand and scout possible escape routes if you need to get away. Locate the nearest pay phone and police station as well. This will allow you to know the general area in which you are visiting just in case something happens.

7. Always have some form of transportation if you are not at home. This will allow you to make a clean get away. Keep a spare key attached to the car for emergencies. This will help if you have to get away quickly. You should keep a spare set of clothing, your purse, wallet, and all valuable documents within the trunk of the car. This will allow you to have everything of importance in a central location, thereby not leaving you stranded with no money, ID, or clothes. Finally, remember to fuel up the car before going to your meeting.

8. A safe call is something that should be considered when going to visit someone in your town or even out of state. This is a prearranged call that is made to a friend at certain times. It is highly suggested picking out a secret word that only this person and you know that could signal for help. But remember to pick out something unique but easy to remember that does not sound to strange.

Finally there are many things that you can do to ensure your own safety. But it comes down to using common sense, thinking before acting, and taking all the necessary precautions you can before setting out to meet someone from the Internet.

This girl has included a list of helpful websites that provide some of the services we have talked about above. (Thank you to the little birdie who provided these links for a girl.)

Check a date - is an online website that does background checks on individuals.

Date Safely - provides a list of things one should do before meeting someone off the net.

Smart Date - is your online diary in which to schedule your itinerary of a meeting or trip to meet someone offline. In the event you do not show up or return from your destination on time, it allows the local law enforcement agencies to find out your schedule. This is after they have been notified of your disappearance.

Network Solutions - provides information on who owns a particular domain. This can be helpful in the event that someone tells you they own such and such web address. You can go here and verify who truly does own it for sure.

Overview CheckList

1. __ Do you feel comfortable meeting the person and are all your questions answered?

2. __ Criminal or background check has been performed.

3. __ Cell phone, beeper, extra change for an emergency phone call on hand.

4. __ Did you choose something to wear that is sensible and easy to manage if you have to run?

5. __ Do you have a friend that can come along on the visit? Did you establish a secret signal just in case your in trouble?

6. __ Are you meeting in a public place, such as coffee shop or mall? Did you locate the nearest police station and pay phone?

7. __ Reliable transportation, extra cash, money, clothes, passport in a safe location.

8. __ A safe call arranged with a friend with a code word just in case you get are in trouble.

Please remember to always use common sense and take safety precautions whenever meeting someone offline.