Kajira Korner

Greetings Masters, Mistresses, and kajirae,

Welcome to another month of kajira_korner. This month a girl tries to go more in depth with a bit of humor. As always this column seeks to be a bit serious, humorous, funny, but also pleasing to the mind, body, spirit, and soul of the Gorean way. A girl invites any with questions to please submit them to:      kajira_korner@hotmail.com     kajira_korner@hotmail.com

a girl wishes you well,

anony{Mous}

Dear kajira korner,

This one was shopping for her Master's birthday present. Now like most good sluts she waited until the night before. (grins) Not that she's a procrastinator or anything, but she ended up buying him the same tie as her chain sister. A girl begs for some advice.

Wishing you well,
All tied up

Greetings, All tied up,

Sounds like your in a real bind, (he he!) A girl would suggest begging to be allowed to return the tie. Then a girl would beg mercy for being a procrastinator. Waiting til the last minute isn't always the best thing to do. *smiles* This one hopes that your situation resolves and you become disentangled.

kk

Dear kajira korner,

A slut is a slut is a slut goes the jingle through this girls ears. While traveling through the realms of Gor, she has noticed that some do not like to be called sluts by other girls. What makes them so much more special than her? Are they not slaves that wish to serve the pleasure of men? A girl begs to know why this is please.

Wishing you well,
Nothing but a slut

Greetings, Nothing but a slut,

A girl thinks that we are all sluts in our own way. No one is better than another. Some take offense to being called a slut by other girls because they do see themselves as better. For others its a term of endearment between friends that do know there place and happily bask in the warmth of it.

kk

Dear kajira korner,

This girl was set to the task of learning how to mow the lawn for her Master. Well she went outside to the shed, got out the lawn mower and looked at it for over three hours. Never having run one, she tried to figure out what to do. Well you do not want to know what happened next. It was a nightmare! A girl got it started, but she mowed the grass to low, making it look very bad. She then ran over a very large stick, breaking the blade in half. Last but not least, she ran out of gas. Well not knowing where the gas went, she put it in the oil hole. When she restarted the lawn mower, she blew it up!!! A girl is not sure exactly what to do..please help!

Wishing you well,

Cutting the grass in two

Greetings, Cutting the grass in two,

Well.. it sounds like your in a real predicament there. A girl would suggest, that you should of begged your Master for help. If this was not an option, then you ask a friend that might be able to explain the finer points of lawn mowing. As to blowing up the mower, this one hopes you have found a way to buy a new mower to replace the old one. A girl thinks you won't have to worry about mowing the lawn in the future, you sound like you may be machine illiterate.

kk

Dear kajira korner,

This girl is very new to Gor. Wandering through the different areas of Gor, she has found many letters, insignias, and words added to collars. What she does not understand is why or what they stand for in most cases.

Wishing you well,
Alphabet soup

Opening a package of crackers and trying to discern all the letters added to collars in the different area's is a challenge indeed!

First lets start with them so called "virgin slaves." While they sport around in there little {ABC}w, acting the part of a virgin girl in there snazzy new channel collar. When in fact most of them are not virgins, nor have they been for many years! Now there is some myth out there that girls need to be protected. But protected from who is beyond this one's comprehension. It must be that slut factor in some of us that wishes to writhe at the mens feet.

Second we have our the {ABC}y and {ABC}r. These respectfully mean yellow and red silks. While they distinguish an area of a girl's training this still lends a bit of confusion to us girls that can't decipher the alphabet soup. *smiles*

Then you have your legendary {ABC}fg. That means first girl. Oh yes, don't disrespect the princess of the room! We all know sporting that little fg is the most important part of one's slavery to the men. Not really, but some would like to think so.

While many of these things appeared within the books. Several have been taken beyond there true meanings to give slaves special positions or airs within certain parts of Gor.

A girl hopes this explains the confusion in alphabet soup land.

kk