Pantheus sticks his nose in here, to whisper, ... this month Bear- doesn't get all the credit ... er blame for all these limericks. as this month's column is guest-hosted by others, as ahem.....credited !

by.....ryella

There once was a slave girl named pam whose mouth was a wide open dam a young tarnsman a'spied her spent hours astride her and now she's as meek as a lamb.

 

There once was a place online called Gor... Which the players did learn to abhor.. Forced to tell the truth... Or meet the working end of a boot... Eventually there was a much smaller Gor.

 

There once was a slave named sephera Who'd crawl up close to be near ya She'd wiggle and bounce, and jiggle and flounce, Just a'beggin that you would come spear her.

There once was a slave girl named neema, Whose tongue was well discussed, in between men, They'd say she'd curl your toes... and make smoke come from your nose... and that was before she'd even be near ya!