This girl sends greetings from Hollywood California where she travelled this month to do some very special interviews. (Okay, it was really the video store, but in this arctic cold a girl can dream). After watching a myriad of movies throughout the past few weeks, this girl got to thinking of how it might be to interview some of the characters she ran into in the movies she saw....so, with that thought in mind... she performed the not so easy task of tracking down Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery a.k.a. Mike Myers and with the help of some of his co-stars eeked out the following interview:

How did you find Gor?:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. - Dr. Evil
There is no world anymore - Number Two
It’s my happening baby, and it freaks me out. - Austin Powers

(Whew! Intense responses there that took this girl by surprise)

If you had never heard of the Gorean lifestyle, do you envision your life being any different than it is now? If so, in what ways? If no, what edo you see as being the fundamental characteristics of your life and self that make you Gorean?

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I’m as sound as a bound. - Austin Powers

(Austin later notes that the free living of the 60’s has changed in the 90’s and it’s "Groovy, baby")

I’ve been frozen for thiry years, okay?!? Throw me a frickin’ bone. - Dr. Evil
I like to live dangerously. - Number Two
I’m just beginning to understand what my mummy talked about all those years ago. - Vanessa Kensington

What is the one thing that you think would be important for anyone who knows you to know about you?

I’m damn sexy, baby. - Fat Bastard
Danger’s my middle name - Austin Powers
They’re always after my lucky charms - Paddy O’Brien
I figure every creature deserves a warm meal. - Dr. Evil

What is the one thing you wouldn’t want anyone to know about you?

I’ve lost my mojo! - Austin Powers

What advice would you give to anyone asking you about this lifestyle?

You just don’t get it do you? - Dr. Evil

How do you feel your upbringing and home environment contributed to the realization that you were Gorean?

In Japan, men come first and women come second - Alotta Fagina
I thought I’d work my mojo, right, to counter their mojo. We got cross mojonation and their heads started exploding. - Austin Powers

In regards to slave ownership, what are your thoughts?

This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby. - Austin Powers
Don’t look at me like I’m frickin’ frankenstein. - Dr. Evil

What do you consider the proper way to treat a slave?

I won’t bite..... hard. - Austin Powers
I had the group liquidated, you little shit, they were insolent. - Dr. Evil
She’s the village bicycle, everyone’s had a ride. - Austin Powers

What would you do if you found yourself on the planet Gor, if it existed?

I’ve got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. - Austin Powers
First I plan to soil myself, then I’m going to regroup and come up with a new plan. - Austin Powers

And there it is, readers, the informative views of the cast of "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery" and "Austin Powers, the Spy who Shagged me". She must say she enjoyed the interviews immensely. Now she’s off to answer Master Powers question to her: "Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"

Until next month
snoopy