blime.gif - 22615 Bytes Pantheus sticks his nose in here, to whisper, ... this month Bear- doesn't get all the credit ... er blame for all these limericks. as this month's column is guest-hosted by others, as ahem.....credited !

 

by.....laska{Tzar}
There once was a Master named Thunder...
when He drinks lots of paga,
words He would blunder..
His slaves name was wynde....
over tables she would bend....
using her as He pleased, whispering "now cumder!"
Silk and Steel is a paga tavern on Dalnet....
open the doors and find loads of slutilicious pets...
the Op Masters grin proudly...
as they make lots of noises loudly....
lean back and say "This is as good as it gets"

 

by.....shanda{Av}
There once was a Master named Bear
Who never knew just what to wear
No ifs ands or buts
He was well dressed in sluts
As they crowded knee deep round His chair


by.....unknown (or better forgotten  ;)
There once was a dirty old op
whose lymericks were always a flop
when inspired by me
he rhymed regularly
and all his fans swooned and dropped.
there once was a Master called Bear
who studied girls with great care
His favorites protruded
having double D boobs
and the A cups think that's not fair
There once was a slavegirl on gor
Who on earth was a bit of a whore
So to the streets went her loins
Working hard for those coins
Singing, "oh, let there be earth no more!"
There once was a slave girl named cemile
Whose breasts were a pleasure, to feel.
If you squashed or squished them...
or gnoshed or kissed them...
It would always elicit a squeal. :)