Claudius says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.

After two hours he returns, carrying two botas of paga. "So did you tell her?" asks Jakir. "Yep", replies Claudius. "Say, where did you get the paga?"

Claudius informs Jakir. "She gave it to me."

"WHAT??" exclaims Jakir, "you just told her, her Free Companion died and she gave you paga??"

"Sure," Claudius says. "WHY?" asks Jakir. "Well," Claudius continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, "are you Stavros's former Free Companion?" "Former?", she said, "no, no, you're mistaken, I am his current Free Companion!" So I said: "I'll bet you two botas of paga you're NOT!'"

There is a Man who goes to a slaver's house, three sluts take his eye, but he does not know which one to collar. a So he decides to give each one 100 gold tarns and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new silks, a new jewelry, even another pretty brand, and tells the Man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.

The second one went out and bought new tarn goad, a wonderful new shield, a tarn, and a kailla and gives them to the Man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the 100 gold and invests it in a paga tavern, doubles her investment, returns the 100 gold to the Man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The Man thought long and hard about how each of the slaves spent the money, and decided to collar the one with the biggest breasts.

There were two FreeWomen women gossiping in front of a store when a Warrior rode up.

He tied up in front of the tavern, walked around behind his kailla, lifted its tail and kissed the kailla full on its rectum.

One of the women asked,"That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?"... To which the Warrior replied, "I've got chapped lips."

Confused, the woman continued,"Does that make them feel better?"

"No, but it stops me from licking them!"

A retired sailor purchased a computer and began to learn all about computing. Being a sailor, he was used to addressing his ships as "She" or "Her". But was unsure what was proper for computers.

To solve his dilemma, he set up two groups of computer experts: one group was male, and the other group was female.

The group of women reported that computers should be referred to as "HE" because:

1. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a newer and better model.

The group of men reported that computers should be refered to as "SHE" because:

1. No one but the creator understands their logic.
2. The native language they use to talk to other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.