There once was a Free Woman of Turia
who told a Warrior
"I’ll fur ya!"
When he slapped on a collar,
boy, did she holler....
he just laughed & said "That’ll cure ya"

There once was a warrior in the arena,
who asked a Free Woman
"Where’ve I seen ya?"
She said with a smile,
"Ohhh, it’s been awhile...
but meet me in the baths and I’ll clean ya".