A Scribe goes to his friend the Merchant's house, knocks on the door , and the friend's FC Nora, answers.

"Tal, is Claudius home?"

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

"No, come in."

They sit down and the Scribe says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a ten gold tarns if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a ten gold tarns! She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws the ten gold on the table.

They sit there a while longer and the Scribe says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another ten gold if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives the Scribe a nice long look. The Scribe thanks her, throws another ten gold on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later, the Merchant arrives home and his FC says "You know, your weird friend the Scribe called here today."

The Merchant thinks about this for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the twenty gold tarns owes me?"

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Three men were lost in the forest. They were captured by panthergirls. The leader told the prisoners they could live if they passed a trial.

First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the panthergirls and gather ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather the fruits.

The first one came back and said to the leader, "I brought ten apples."

The leader then explains the trial to him: "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be killed."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second man arrives and shows the leader his ten fruits which were berries. When the leader explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1... 2...3...4...5...6...7...8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter; therefore, he also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy meet in somewhere in the afterlife, where all good Warriors go, and the first guy asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it?"

The second guy replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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A seaman meets a pirate in a Port Kar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of marsh sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well," replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping? " the sailor asked incredulously.

"Not exactly," said the pirate, "It was my first day with the hook."